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While this list started as a record of Jeff Foxworthy's tests, the majority no longer come from Jeff.

As a resident of the southern mountains, I have to admit many of these redneck tests have been passed by me all too personally.

Others come from guilty friends or by witnessing events.

Those lines that I can verify as true incidents have an * at the end.


You might be a redneck if...

2001-2100More appearing as I see them
You might be a redneck pictures

If you are keeping score, getting more than 25 is a passing score.

You probably are a redneck if...


All you need to pass here is 5!

You definitely Are a redneck if...


If you get any of these, you ARE a redneck!



Other Redneck Tests

You might be a redneck Jedi if...You might be a High Tech Redneck if...
You might be in a redneck church if ...You might be from Springfield MO if...
You might be from Macon GA if...You might be from Jawja if...
Nerd Shooting SeasonYou might be a redneck marine if...

You might be a redneck history major if...

You might be a redneck physics major if...
You might be a Redneck Hobbit if...You might be a NASCAR fan if...



In fairness to those who live up New England way who think they aren't rednecks.

You might be a blueneck if...


You might be from New Jersey if...


Other redneck jokes

Things you'll never hear a redneck say!Redneck delivery
Redneck engineering examRedneck gift
Redneck kidnappingRedneck birth control
Redneck NativityRedneck Marriage
Redneck AplikashunBlack box for Pick-up trucks
Clarence and RufusGuyd to Rednecks
Redneck Computer termsHickbonics
Southern Signs of the ZodiacTexas Salesman
Travel advisoryWhy Southerners make good Marines
Top 20 way to tell if a redneck has been on your computerYou might be a redneck nerd if...
Top ten Redneck country Songs of all time!
Things every true Southerner knows



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Summer Redneck GamesRedneck World
Redneck HumorRedneck.org
Missouri Trailer TrashHigh Tech Rednecks
Redneck GamesRedneck Recipes
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The Possum CookbookRoad Kill Cafe
You might be a redneck Goth if...Still lookin'

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