You might be a High Tech Redneck if...

1. You email address ends with "over.yonder.com"
2. You connect to the World Wide Web via a "Down Home page"
3. The sticker on your computer says "my other computer is a laptop"
4. Your laptop has a sticker which says "Protected by Smith and Wesson"
5. Your baseball cap reads DEC instead of CAT
6. You computer is worth more than all your cars combines
7. Your wife said either the computer or her had to go and you still don't miss her
8. You've ever used your CD-ROM drive for a coaster for your beer
9. You refer to your computer as Ol' Bessey
10. Your wall paper is your favorite truck, tractor, or farm animal
11. You start your emails with "Howdy y'all!"*
12. You've ever brought your laptop to a tractor pull
13. You're pissed because your computer warranty doesn't cover damage from Bovine Saliva
14. Your computer tool kit has a pitchfork
15. You've ever searched "www.hee-haw.com"
16. You ordered your truck with a gun rack and PCMCIA sockets
17. You install a cell phone with modem and fax option in your truck and double the blue book value.