You might be a Redneck Jedi if...

 

 

  1. You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
  2. Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
  3. You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
  4. At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.
  5. You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
  6. You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.
  7. The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
  8. Wookies are offended by your B.O.
  9. You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
  10. You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.
  11. You ever fantasized about Princess Leah wearing Daisy Duke shorts.
  12. You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.
  13. Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
  14. You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
  15. You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with a redwood deck.
  16. You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.
  17. You have a gas powered light saber.
  18. You call Yoda your Li'l green buddy.
  19. You've ever heard the phrase 'Luke I am your Father...and your Uncle...and your Brother.'
  20. You fight with a light saber in one hand and a spit cup in the other.
  21. You ever used The Force to change a red light.
  22. You jump-start your light saber off a car battery.
  23. You think that Storm troopers are just KKK members with really good sheets.
  24. You've ever said, 'Anger... fear...aggression... Yankees... the dark side are they.'
  25. You conceal your light saber in your cowboy boots.
  26. You got your light saber by sending in 750 Skoal Lids.
  27. Your robes have the Golden Flour label on them.
  28. Your father's name is Garth Vader.
  29. You made a light saber from beer cans and a T.V. remote.
  30. You've ever used a light saber to light the barbecue grill.
  31. Your father ever said to you, 'Shoot, son, come on over t' the dark side...it'll be a hoot.'
  32. Your land speeder has a gun rack.
  33. You've got 5 broken down land speeders in front of your trailer.
  34. Your Jedi healing powers to clear up your VD.
  35. You use a Jedi mind trick to stop the beer truck.
  36. That 'Disturbance in the Force' was just last night's baked beans and spare ribs.
  37. You call your young apprentice, 'Juner.(JR.).'
  38. You can count up to 24 on your fingers and toes.
  39. The Force isn't the only thing that runs in the family.
  40. You say 'these are not the beers you're looking for.'
  41. A storm trooper catches you spotlighting Ewoks from your land cruiser.
  42. You think the best use of your light saber is picking your teeth.
  43. You use Jawas for a drink holder.
  44. You‘ve ever beaten up Han Solo for looking at your sister.
  45. You've ever accidentally shot at Yoda mistaking him for a rabbit.
  46. There is more oil in your robes than in your astromech droid.
  47. You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
  48. You have a rebel flag on your X-Wing.
  49. You constantly mistake R2 units for beer kegs.
  50. You call Hank Williams Jr. 'master.'
  51. You've ever had your R-2 unit use its arc welding torch to get the barbecue grill to light.
  52. You meditate to old CCR records.
  53. Your light saber has a bottle opener and a cork screw in the base.
  54. You've ever lost a hand during a light-saber fight because you had to spit.
  55. You count B. O. as a Jedi power.
  56. You trim your beard and find a Mynock.
  57. You can find no grammatical errors in the way Yoda talks.
  58. You've ever used a light saber to skin a deer.
  59. You beat the Gamorrean Guard in an 'Ugly' contest.
  60. You built your own bar & grill in the Millenium Falcon.
  61. You have a rebel flag as a bath towel.
  62. You call the game warden asking when the Millenium Falcon will be in season.