You might be a Redneck History major if...
Your personal grooming is based on the War Between the States, not current standards.
You're named for a Confederate state you weren't born in.
You bring in your collection of muskets and terrify the school cop.
You dress as a Civil War reenactor everyday.
You study military history so your gun collection can be a tax write-off.
You wear camouflage to hide in the back of your classes.
You know which Confederate flag is correct for what year off the top of your head.
You visit civil war battlefield cemeteries lookin' for possible relatives.*
You know more about branding, than about writing.
Your teacher checks his answers on Civil War battles with you.