Sum redneck pikshurs
You might be a redneck if...
You've ever used duct tape to pack you car
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you've used an unused hunting trophy for a door bell
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you get dressed up for shopping at Wal-mart
You might be a redneck Army pilot if...
Your crew deer hunts in-flight
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you bought a custom built houseboat from your second cousin's brother-in-law
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you couldn't afford the custom built houseboat from your second cousin's brother-in-law
You might be a redneck if...
your brother-in-law built a better house boat
You might be a redneck...
you built your own yacht
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you built your own bass boat
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you chopped your riding lawnmower
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you built your own chopper
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you wear fur to a NASCAR event
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you've been too drunk to deer hunt
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you live in your tree stand year round
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you know the difference between a redneck Jacuzzi and a redneck hot tub
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you've ever used duct tape to baby sit*
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you ever used fencing scraps to baby-sit
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you cooked hot dogs after raking leaves
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there are engine parts on your coffee table.
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you ever dressed out a Christmas lawn deer
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real kittens won't play with your children
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the local funeral home lifted its hearse for your daddy's funeral
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you can fly ttwenty feet off the ground without taking off
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you deer hunt off you back porch
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you house has been involved in a motor vehicle accident
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you took your prom date in a pick up truck
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your truck's doors don't match
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you ever made your girlfriend hook up the winch
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you ever modified your John Deere
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you ever bought a wedding cake at the minimart
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you have more cars than garage space
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the neighborhood watch uses deer rifles
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grandpa can go off road with his wheel chair
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your wife lost her knitting when deer hunting with you
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your dog ever ruined your hairdo
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directions to your house include "turn off the paved road"
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you claim winning the lottery won't change you
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you ever replaced the two stroke engine in you mower with a supercharged V-8
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you use you dog as a dish washer
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you ever washed the baby with the dinner dishes
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you repair your truck windows with cardboard
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you have done your own body work repairing your car
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you installed the camper on your truck without reading the directions
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you ever built your own riding lawn mower
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your bride's maids had to buy new camouflage
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the NRA ever tried to buy your mailbox
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you ever had to help your cousin take the wheels off his house boat
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you just can't wait to take that swim after work
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you let the kids use and old truck for a tree house
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you know how to belly-whump in the mud
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you made your own mailbox
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you ever wondered why NASCAR didn't add mudders
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you fix everything with duct tape
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you put your computer up on cinder blocks
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any of your cars has a tree growing through it
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your plumber and your dentist are the same person
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your school bus had mudders
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your house has ever been involved in a motor vehicle accident
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your wedding limo was the General Lee
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you've ever been too druck to use reverse
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you ever built your own snowmobile
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you know exactly how much fire wood your car will carry
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you got your speedometer special order cuz you cain't count
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your riding lawn mower is a two seater
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you climb through the car windows instead of using the doors
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you never need to rent a truck
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you take your tractor to lunch
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you left your wedding on a John Deere
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you ever used hay to make a snowman
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you ever deer hunted from a port-a-potty
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you use Browning's M-2 to deter tailgaters
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your son has to mow behind you
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this is your car alarm (even worse if its for a car on blocks!)
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you understand this
(sign seen in Gatlinburg TN back in 1983. It's gone now, I I guess somebody got George since the goats and chickens are still there)
You might be a redneck if...
if this is what you wiched you could have driven off in after your wedding.
You might be a redneck if...
you ever took a cow to the car wash to get detailed.
You might be a redneck if...
this is your idea of what to do when you win the lottery.
