Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin’ tonight.
1 Do you mind if I fart?
2 I think hunting is cruel.
3 Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
4 Do you think my hair is too big?
5 Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
6 I thought Graceland was tacky.
7 We don't keep firearms in this house.
8 Dipping is a nasty habit.
9 Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
10 She's too old to be wearing that bikini.
11 We're not related.
12 Spitting is such a nasty habit.
13 Butler, please hand me the caviar.
14 The tires on that truck are too big.
15 Where's the remote?
16 What's a grit?
17 Honey, these bonsai trees need watering?
18 What's pliers?
19 I just got a poodle! He's so cute!
20 Unsweetened tea tastes better.
21 What's that dead thing on the side of the road?
22 Canned biscuits are so much better.
23 I don't like this yard sale, let's go to the mall.
24 I've got it all on a floppy disk.
25 You want to crash at my hood?
26 It's too hot to go watch them cars go round and round the track.
27 Turn the channel to Soul Train.
28 Fred, put the gun away, they won the arm-wrasslin’ match fair and square.
29 I can't eat anymore steak and potatoes.
30 Billy Bob take that flag down an put that portrait of Malcolm, Martin, and Jessie over the fire place.
31 No, that dog is too big.
32 Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin’ tonight.
33 Oh I just couldn't, hell, she's only sixteen.
34 I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
35 Duct tape won't fix that.
36 Lisa Marie was lucky to catch Michael.
37 Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
38 Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
39 You can't feed that to the dog.
40 No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
41 Wrasslin's fake.
42 Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
43 We're vegetarians.
44 Do you think my gut is too big?
45 I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
46 Honey, we don't need another dog.
47 Who's Richard Petty?
48 Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
49 I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
50 Trim the fat off that steak.
51 I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad.
52 I've got it all on the C drive.
53 Would you like your fish poached or broiled?
54 My fiancee, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
55 I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
56 Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
57 Checkmate.
58 She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
59 Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
60 Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
61 I don't have a favorite college team.
62 Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
63 I believe you cooked those green beans too long.
64 Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.
65 Elvis who?
